oh hello mr. bunny

Week 1
Oh hello, Mr. Bunny!
I see you are taking a rest.
You look plum tuckered out.
It’s hard work, being a bunny.
A gutter probably isn’t the best place for a nap,
But you seem so calm and peaceful.
I will let you sleep.

Week 2
Oh hello, Mr. Bunny!
It’s been a week since I saw you last.
Why have you not moved?
You don’t look so good.
Maybe you’re depressed?
That’s an awful long time for a nap.
Do you need help?
Ok, ‘bye now.

Week 3
Oh hello, Mr. Bunny!
It’s been another week, and I daresay you’re not looking yourself.
You could use a shower and probably a nice hot meal.
Coney stew, perhaps?
I am kidding, of course!
But seriously, I think you may have a problem.
I think you could benefit from some psychiatric help.
They make wonderful drugs these days.
All you need to do is get up and greet the day!

Week 4
I see you have taken leave of your napping place.
I hope things are well with you.
There is an odd stain where you once slept.
And a slightly foul odor.
But I suspect your friends have found you
And wrested you from your slumber.
Good bye, Mr. Bunny!

Oh hello, Mr. Lizard!

2 Responses to “oh hello mr. bunny”

  1. the wife says:

    What? No pictures? Mmmmm. Delicious.

  2. Jenifer Delson says:

    Scott, you are in rare form.

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