No, not the year. Me. It may have happened many years ago, but in the last few days of this waning year I have snapped into full awareness of the fact that I have officially lost touch with what is hip, or that which is of social consequence.
I’m not making any claims of former hipness, or of even knowing what was hip, but at least I understood the nomenclature of the day.
The first step into a larger world was my post about mp3s. The big leap occurred when I realized yesterday that I don’t have a clue what a Nintendo DS is.
I can only surmise that it’s some sort of gaming system, owing to the name. But beyond that, what is it? And that’s where I stop. Because the fact is, I don’t care to know. I can’t afford it. If I could afford it, I don’t have the time to play it, assuming that it is some sort of gaming sytem. So I don’t even take the time to look it up on wikipedia*.
Other indicators of personal inconsequence:
- No interest in steampunk. Make it go away, please. Now and forever.
- No interest in social networking sites. Go straight to hell, MySpace. You too, Facebook. And Twitter? Back to the Shadow with you!
- I don’t text message, and when I do, it takes me forever because I want to type full words instead of those silly substitutions
- I’m using a default skin on my blog
So there you have it. 2008 brought to me the realization that I am aging into obscurity. Maybe 2009 will be the year of the midlife crisis.
* link was found but page was closed before it could burn into my synapses




